“I cared once. Fucked me up."
You are the smell before rain You are the blood in my veins
“I cared once. Fucked me up."
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Obama chuckled. “You mean the chaos emeralds?”

Yes hi help I’d like to know where you keep the boyfriends it’s much too cold out to not be cuddling.
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After watching the movie again, it seems as though Chicken Run has some major plot holes.

probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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dollybrie:

You know I don’t like to be negative, but when I get woken up by a friend who’s kid is crying because their Halloween costume came and it is a mangled mess (and it’s now my problem to make it right) something has to be said…. Shame on you Mattel for officially licensing such a shoddy product.  It’s made from soft gummy sticky plastic, the handle is ripped along the inner seam with a chunk missing out of the side (looks cut), the saucer is bent and melted, plus It’s not even the right colour!  I used to design bagged Halloween costumes, and this quite frankly is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen (that’s saying a lot). There goes my weekend.

marknutted:

I was on facebook and I saw this

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ten bucks it’s griffon ramsey

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the universe now owes me 10 bucks

castielsteenwolf:

weloveshortvideos:

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

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