ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

therollingseas:

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

and all of them delicious

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

babyferaligator:

i just want someone to do cute stuff for me like take me to the aquarium or buy me icecream or drip hot wax all over my bare chest or read books with me

shakespeareishq:

genitally:

if you watch Les Mis backwards, it’s a movie about revolutionary zombies putting away some furniture and a man who flies out of a river to fight crime

#javert blasting off again

homeforlost-timelords:

redsparkletea:

angelwingsandplaid:

edgebug:

iou-some-johnlock:

alexxkingston:

thebutterfreeeffect:

angelwingsandplaid:

Which one of you fuckers did the thing?
(x)

Update: it now says “Kentucky Fried Angel”

Update: IT SAYS SPN MOON MOON

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND GUYS.

evil

and now its locked

mr-bagginshield:

Matt and Misha at Asylum 10 (: 

Facebook vs Tumblr

feedus-reedus:

derpogorman:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a Facebook message:

Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

Loses a friend on Facebook:

Loses a follower on Tumblr:

Error on Facebook:

Error on Tumblr:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

Scrolling through Facebook:

Scrolling through Tumblr:

This is so terribly accurate.