secretsbest:

take all my money

secretsbest:

take all my money


thegirlwhowaitedfortheurl:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

iamtonysexual:

itsxplacebo:

if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself. 

if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

what the hell do i call the fanbase then

the heavenly order of psychopaths

satan’s favorite porn writers

satan’s favourite porn writers


icantsaythatno:

I just found this gif and I think its hilarious 

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because 

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cumber-bitches:

wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:

watchtheskytonight:

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE 

ILL PLAN THE WEDDING

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pholotinshep:

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS


larrycoincidences:

niriasdistance:

"H: yeah, we’ve never, we’ve never been a band that has like, lied about having girlfriends."
im crying so hard bc louis’ reaction.

I just want to point something out. Normally Louis takes these kinds of questions. The questions where they need to answer with a lie. Like let’s talk about the denials. ‘Larry Stylinson’ has been brought up four times and Louis has answered every time without actually denying anything. He has become an expert on finding a way to talk around the question. I think they plan on letting them come out at some point so they need to keep the lying to a minimum. 
In this gif it looks to me like he is listening very carefully to Harry, then he suddenly looks like he wants to jump in and say something before he stops himself and fidgets around a little. I wonder if maybe he didn’t like the way Harry answered. It was too black and white and I really think Louis would have answered this differently. This isn’t the way he handles these questions. He doesn’t lie, he just finds a way to avoid telling the truth and that’s not what Harry did here.

larrycoincidences:

niriasdistance:

"H: yeah, we’ve never, we’ve never been a band that has like, lied about having girlfriends."

im crying so hard bc louis’ reaction.

I just want to point something out. Normally Louis takes these kinds of questions. The questions where they need to answer with a lie. Like let’s talk about the denials. ‘Larry Stylinson’ has been brought up four times and Louis has answered every time without actually denying anything. He has become an expert on finding a way to talk around the question. I think they plan on letting them come out at some point so they need to keep the lying to a minimum. 

In this gif it looks to me like he is listening very carefully to Harry, then he suddenly looks like he wants to jump in and say something before he stops himself and fidgets around a little. I wonder if maybe he didn’t like the way Harry answered. It was too black and white and I really think Louis would have answered this differently. This isn’t the way he handles these questions. He doesn’t lie, he just finds a way to avoid telling the truth and that’s not what Harry did here.


At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes


lovedisneylife:

Guys, I want a castle on Flickr.

lovedisneylife:

Guys, I want a castle on Flickr.


monobearr:

evERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE

monobearr:

evERY FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE